Monday, 7 May 2012

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS :

Its a talent of taking rest before u get tired..
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Bcoz

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Prevention Is Better Than Cure.. :)
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Be Lazy Go Crazy....xP ;)
Samtu says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.

Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?

Samtu: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!
A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.
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Policemen arrives.
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Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car!
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Police replied:- You're suchmaterialistic.
You even haven't notice that your left
arm has been cut off.
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Man-: (He looks at his left arm and yells.)
OMG! My Rolex watch!.

new science

Thursday, 3 May 2012

Wha the hell...!


have fun:)

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman.

What do we learn form this?

Student: We should stop wasting time
in studies and find the WOMAN.

Touching story:

Touching story:
A boy and girl want for a walk.
While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg.

She looks in his eyes and says..
“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!”

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

OH HELL NO!!

OH HELL NO!!

Cars dressing...


cars dressing up as boy and girl:)
http://funnypicturecrazy.info/2007/12/17/funny-pictures-2/

Welcome!

Welcome dears!

Hope you enjoying your days and moving forward in your life ahead day by day to achieve new heights in your life. Here come me!! For what? Very simple :) To turn your faces smiley. I am just stopping here to start my first blog which will present funny jokes and some fun time topics that I expect will add happiness to your spare reading time. I will be posting very soon.

Cheers!