Its a talent of taking rest before u
get tired.. . Bcoz
... . . . . Prevention Is Better
Than Cure.. :) . . Be Lazy Go Crazy....xP ;)
Samtu says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.
Salesman: Plain
main dikhaon?
Samtu: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi
dikha!
A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari. . Policemen
arrives. . Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car! . ... .
Police replied:- You're suchmaterialistic. You even haven't notice
that your left arm has been cut off. . Man-: (He looks at
his left arm and yells.) OMG! My Rolex watch!.